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The Original Geordie Dish Cloot

£7.95

The Original Geordie Dish Cloot brings a cheeky dose of Northeast charm to your kitchen. Crafted from 100% cotton, this witty tea towel is plastered with authentic Geordie humour—offering hilariously practical tips on dodging the washing up and other kitchen duties. Perfect for locals who get the jokes and visitors keen to embrace the spirit. A fun gift that doubles as a functional kitchen essential with personality to spare.

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Geordie Ink

GEORDIE INK BEGAN LIFE IN THE 1970’S SUPPLYING ICONIC GEORDIE GIFTS TO STORES LIKE FENWICKS, BAINBRIDGES, COLLECTABLES AND THE GEORDIE BARROWS IN THE METRO CENTRE. HOWEVER, TWENTY YEARS AGO WE STOPPED TRADING AND FOR A WHILE LICENSED OUR PRODUCTS TO BE PRODUCED BY OTHERS. BUT, DURING LOCKDOWN, WE TOOK ANOTHER LOOK AT OUR VAST RANGE OF GEORDIE MEMORABILIA AND DECIDED MANY OF THEM WERE CRYING OUT TO BE BROUGHT BACK TO LIFE.WE’VE JUST RELAUNCHED SOME OF OUR OLD FAVOURITES (WITH A SLIGHTLY UP TO DATE TWEAK) INCLUDING THE GEORDIE PASSPORT, DRIVIN’ LICENCE, DRINKIN’ LICENCE, THE CANNY GEORDIE COOK BOOK AND POSH NOSH FOR GEORDIES. 

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